Play Like a Kid and Party Like a Legalized Mature at Camp No Counselors

Play Like a Kid and Party Like a Legalized Mature at Camp No Counselors

Not a lot of things define the experience of growing up in America how sleepaway camp does. If you never did it yourself, you saw it in the films. And TV. And Goosebumps books. Camp No Counselors is an all-inclusive adult sleepaway camp which lets you play as a kid all day, and celebration your face off like an adult at night. And because it’s all across America, legalization legislation have kicked this ultimate weekend escape up a notch.

Play Like a Kid and Party Like a Legalized Adult at Camp No Counselors

Amy Pinard

The Ultimate Throwback, Updated

If you went to camp as a kid, you’re hit with nostalgia the minute you step foot on the grounds. For starters, they take over actual summer camps before the kids arrive. That means, yep, you’re sleeping in bunks, eating at a mess hall (except they function food which tastes, well, good), and running across the very same spaces you would be as a kid. Climbing, playing sports, lounging by the pool, doing arts & crafts, and everything else that made camp so great as a kid is alive and well at CNC.

During meals and all night long, you’ve got yourself an open bar. Each camp has a smoking section as well, which means that if it’s legal, you can smoke it. Since Camp No Counselors is all over the country (and Canada too), that means LA, Seattle, Boston, and Denver camps will have an extra green bonus in said smoking sections. It’s the fantasy that our younger selves didn’t even know we had.

Play Like a Kid and Party Like a Legalized Adult at Camp No Counselors

Amy Pinard

What to Expect at Camp

You’ll arrive on a Thursday evening, just as everybody is gearing up for a “welcome” bonfire (a wonderful setting to smoke things lawfully ). This is where you’ll start to form some of your weekend friendships that, come Sunday, will feel like they’ve lasted an entire summer.

Think about Friday as a practice run for Saturday’s insanity. Following a bottomless brunch you’ll sign up for a slew of activities, and the day will fly by faster than you expect. No booze can be found during activities, but the smoking zone is always around. Are you the sort of stoner who’s super active? Are you the sort of stoner who likes to unwind? Are you a perfect mix between the two? You’ll finish Friday off with the first of two themed, DJ-led ragers. “Play as a kid, party like an adult” really.

Saturday, however, is the big day. In the event you’re unfamiliar with Color War, you better watch some old camp films, quick. During this all out battle for dominance, the entire camp will split up into teams and compete in various challenges, finally culminating in a 75-foot slip-n-slide/flip cup shot. The last celebration is Saturday night… so win or lose, you’ll still booze.

While it might initially sound like a brief vacation, it won’t feel that way on Sunday morning. As you take the day to gather your items and fend off your hangover as far as possible, the weight of the weekend will strike you. It’s exhausting in every possible manner.

Play Like a Kid and Party Like a Legalized Adult at Camp No Counselors

Amy Pinard

It’s surprising it took this long to get an idea as good as Camp No Counselors to surface. We all love to act like children, and CNC is here to connect us to this innocent time we miss.

But you know, with far more partying.

As legalization spreads, camps across the US and Canada will start to change — just look at this season ’s LA camp compared to last year’s. If Camp No Counselors’ motto is “Perform as a kid, party like an adult”, then the legalization of cannabis goes with it, hand in hand.

LA, Seattle, Boston, and Denver camps are certain to be extra fun this season. Which state is going to be the second one to bump up CNC’s possible?

Released at Fri, 25 May 2018 12:00:11 +0000

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